“Uhm, Miss Spears, Yer Cunt Is Showing…”
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
You want a meltdown America?!? Do you really want a melt down?!? Well here is your melt down! Buzzzzzz…. Yeah… That is probably what went through pop princess, Britney Spear’s mind as she was shaving her head bald one uneventful day in some random salon when the manager refused to buzz off her hair. Now, everyone has to admit, a bald head on a female has never been sexier since, well Sinead O’Connor, another loopy celeb. Wem all know little miss (fallen) sunshine, Britney Spears has had it rough these past few years (starting from that oh so wrenching break up with gross mouse-voiced Justin Timberlake) and she has managed to out do herself in her self-inflicted mission to gross the people of the world out. But hey, it just might be to our advantage, as we see little previews of what Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline managed to, well, umm, taste. Yes. The pics are in, and waiting for you. Catch Britney as she flashes her female goods as she walks out of a car with, surprise surprise, no undies again! Now, if you want to see Miss Spears’ goods, you would have to check her out at Banned Celebs and take a turn to her wild side.