Baby, She’ll Hit One More You Time
Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
Imagine that you are Britney Spears. What will you do with you life? Are you going to get your act together? Stop drinking and partying all night, every night? Stop smoking in front of your little baby boys, who were born only 11 months apart? Stop trying to be the attention-whore that you are and start putting some underwear, and a little pride on? Start getting custody of your children back by living a clean, healthy life? Stop feeding the paparazzi with hair-shaving antics and stupid music videos? Stop embarrassing what’s left of your fan base with “live” performances where you lip synch out of synch? Well, if you think like this. No wonder you are not Britney! Britney, the crazy bitch, loves the media frenzy and enjoys the attention (although she acts like she’s totally grossed out by it) and to keep her in the spotlight she has devised a plan: to take off every little ounce of dignity she has left! How does she do that? Well, check out Banned Celebs and check her stupid photos down town without any underwear on. You could also check to see if her alleged sex tape is there. And finally, watch footage of her buzzing off her head of hair.. Aaaaaah..now that is what I call entertainment!
