Baby, She’ll Hit One More You Time

August 19th, 2008

Imagine that you are Britney Spears. What will you do with you life? Are you going to get your act together? Stop drinking and partying all night, every night? Stop smoking in front of your little baby boys, who were born only 11 months apart? Stop trying to be the attention-whore that you are and start putting some underwear, and a little pride on? Start getting custody of your children back by living a clean, healthy life? Stop feeding the paparazzi with hair-shaving antics and stupid music videos? Stop embarrassing what’s left of your fan base with “live” performances where you lip synch out of synch? Well, if you think like this. No wonder you are not Britney! Britney, the crazy bitch, loves the media frenzy and enjoys the attention (although she acts like she’s totally grossed out by it) and to keep her in the spotlight she has devised a plan: to take off every little ounce of dignity she has left! How does she do that? Well, check out Banned Celebs and check her stupid photos down town without any underwear on. You could also check to see if her alleged sex tape is there. And finally, watch footage of her buzzing off her head of hair.. Aaaaaah..now that is what I call entertainment!

The Bold and Beautiful

August 19th, 2008

Britney has managed to humiliate herself once again! She went out clubbing, again, and felt like the spotlight was not on her. What is a fallen superstar expected to do? Create a scene, of course. Britney, in this particular night out with the girls, was drinking a heady and bubbly mix of Champagne and Coca Cola (and yes, you remember correctly, she used to endorse Pepsi), she had a cigarette in hand, and in between songs, she would get up the stage and gyrate with her female dancers and create quite a stir for the crowd. Hwoever that did not seem to be enough for this attention whore! She started to unzip her top and had, what seemed to be, an impromptu strip tease. The manager was forced to take some action, and after much contemplating, decided to take Britney off the stage. Britney, of course, left with a hot head and she started cussing out everyone that would disagree with her, or bother her. Yes. Britney has obviously done it again. Do yerselves a favor and instead of just wasting yer time on the crappy photo above - check out her real life antics in Banned Celebs.

“Uhm, Miss Spears, Yer Cunt Is Showing…”

August 19th, 2008

You want a meltdown America?!? Do you really want a melt down?!? Well here is your melt down! Buzzzzzz…. Yeah… That is probably what went through pop princess, Britney Spear’s mind as she was shaving her head bald one uneventful day in some random salon when the manager refused to buzz off her hair. Now, everyone has to admit, a bald head on a female has never been sexier since, well Sinead O’Connor, another loopy celeb. Wem all know little miss (fallen) sunshine, Britney Spears has had it rough these past few years (starting from that oh so wrenching break up with gross mouse-voiced Justin Timberlake) and she has managed to out do herself in her self-inflicted mission to gross the people of the world out. But hey, it just might be to our advantage, as we see little previews of what Justin Timberlake and Kevin Federline managed to, well, umm, taste. Yes. The pics are in, and waiting for you. Catch Britney as she flashes her female goods as she walks out of a car with, surprise surprise, no undies again! Now, if you want to see Miss Spears’ goods, you would have to check her out at Banned Celebs and take a turn to her wild side.

She Did It Again

August 19th, 2008

Oops Britney has done it again. After everything she has put herself through (um. Shaving her hair and such) she is now in much more trouble than she already is. She is now in search and in fear because of one infamous tape. Yes. The coolest innovation this generation has produced: the celebrity sex tape. Collin Farrell has one, and so does Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst. Of course, who can ever forget the tapes that catapulted Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian to fame? How about the enviable, hot fucking honeymoon sex tape made by (the hottest chick in the world) Pamela Anderson and (horse hung) Tommy Lee. Now, would you believe that little Miss Spears has a sex tape with her ex-hubby K-Fed (Kevin Federline)? Ssssshhh…Rumor has it she made the sex tape while she was pregnant with her second son. She had asked some guy who works for her to take the crazy video which somehow elicited laughter and utter disgust. Well, would you want a glimpse of that tape? Check out Banned Celebs now!

Mickey’s Little Darling

August 19th, 2008

Do you remember that little girl who donned the sexiest school girl outfit of the nineties? Oh yes. Its Britney baby! And this sexy siren is exposed in more ways than one. Who could ever forget Ms Spears’ crazy antics on and off stage? Don’t you just love to recall Britney as she was starting out? She was the perfect child, the girl next door, the Southern sweetheart, the simple Catholic school girl. But whoa! Has she grown! She has now turned into one hot sexy mama, probably crazier than Madonna (her ultimate idol) but a little less crazy than Courtney Love (the DIVA of crazies), Britney is still hot as ever and we’re just glad she loves showing off her body. Well, as her lyrics go, would you like a piece of Britney? You know you do. So if you are hot and hungry for more crazy, sexy celebs visit Banned Celebs now!


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